Artificial Cheese

I know the Media’s got you scared of Global Warming with their rising water levels and killer icebergs attacking New Zealand. Unfortunately, I have no words to ease your worries, because you should be worried. Our years of chugging around SUVs and running the air conditioner “just for the humidity” has finally caught […]

I’ve been alive 20-some years, and over that time I’ve had the opportunity to watch some young people get old. When I was younger, I had a more restricted view on the impact of age on a person’s career. Athletes, movie stars, television personalities…no one ever seemed to age. Michael Jordan was […]

This will be the first of many in the “So I Was Wrong” series, where I shamelessly admit to being wrong and make petty excuses to defend myself.
A short while ago I wrote at article over at funksysteme.org about the problems with the James Bond series of movies. The article was called James Bond […]

When my sister gets confronted by a bee or any airborne insect threat, she immediately covers her ears to protect herself from the insect’s attack.
Do you think that’s funny?  I sure do.  I think that it’s hilarious.  Its just as funny as the American mentality and its response to terrorist threats.  Just as my sister […]

I’m sure you’ve seen Apple’s recent advertising campaign starring the Mac Guy (Justin Long) and the PC Guy (John Hodgman). This really shouldn’t be a showdown, because the issue has been settled. Earlier last week Apple’s ad department decided to fire the “Mac Guy”. The reason is pretty obvious, but I think […]

The 76ers are the best sports team that Philadelphia has right now, and in a few short weeks I believe that the NBA world will be calling them the surprise team of the year. How did this happen? Last season ended in failure and turmoil when the team failed to make the playoffs. […]