Artificial Cheese

Mystic Jewel carpenter’s tool, parochial school.  Rhymezone.com. deal with it.
My old friend Fidel Castro has returned from the brink of death once more, just to hold up the newspaper and condemn the minimal efforts that the United States is making towards a better future for the United States.  Castro’s target?  Corn.
Castro claims that 3 billion people are […]

One perk involved with a consulting gig is being able to drive a different car every week.  I used to believe that all cars that looked alike drove alike, but that has not been the case.  Over the past three weeks I have driven four rental cars, here is a summary of each.
Kia Sportage - […]

A pair of recent advancements in related fields have made me question the role of pure mathematicians in our society.
Researchers took a huge step towards cutting down the world’s malaria problem this week.  Millions of people die from malaria each year, so Jason Rasgon decided to do something about it.  He took part in developing […]

It appears that I wrote my summary of Austin hastily.  I was proven wrong; not by facts, not by the unfolding of poorly predicted happenings, but by relativity.
I wrote that the traffic in Austin was bad.  Now I will defend myself by saying that this is true; traffic in Austin is worse than the traffic […]

There’re motherf’in blogs on this motherf’in plane!  I got the entire row of seats to myself this morning on a flight from Austin to LA, so I decided to write a bit.  Being on this high-flying job for about two weeks now, its time for me to throw down some opinions/observations/recommendations regarding my in-flight experience.
Fasten […]

Time to start another thread on this blog, Adventures in Consulting.  I’ll be writing about my new career as a consultant and the events involved.
Just to preface this entire thing, you need to know a little bit about me.  I’m more or less a 14 year old kid that is just falling into grown up situations.  All of […]

My consulting career started this Monday in Austin, Texas.  Frankly, I expected more cowboy boots and rodeos.  Not many people down here have that cartoony Texas accent.  But there are some differences of note, here is a rundown.
Roads
I’ve been a bit spoiled driving around in suburban Bucks County for the past few years.  I’ve become […]

For all you ladies out there, imagine your excitement when you are offered a free makeover or a free visit to a salon.  I’m sure you females make those ‘wooo’ noises, and brush each others hair…or do whatever it is that you do when you get excited.  Sports fans are given two such days during […]

Since I totally recovered from my lost wallet, I had the time to focus on other parts of my life.  I was able to concentrate on my new job and getting prepared for the legwork involved.
Ilamor decided to take me out to dinner at Villa Barolo in Warrington, Pa.  The food is pretty good and the […]