Artificial Cheese

So I decided that my blog needs another series of entries. This one has to do with opposing our newly elected leader, Barack Obama. No, I’m not a republican, but I don’t have to agree with the guy just because I like him. In fact, I’ll criticize him and ridicule him on […]

I know you’re scared. You have to be. In addition to hurricanes, earthquakes, global warming, gas prices, the prospect of Palin becoming president, now the Dow has lost 17,000 points in the past 2 days. Yeah you’re scared alright, but you’ve come to the right place. This blog was put here […]

From time to time, I’ll be re-posting things that I wrote a few years ago on the now-defunct funksysteme.org. This will be the first of some. Then there will be more.

Being intelligent and sounding intelligent have nothing to do with each other. This is the reason that so many people can get away […]

One of the joys of airports and train stations is the abundance of people who are begging to be judged and analyzed. I had an hour long delay at Penn Station waiting for the “Vermonter” from Amtrak to take me to Union Station in DC.
For the duration of this wait, I stood in the […]

The combination of reduced time resources and a ill-conceived routine of work and video games has pinched off my contributions to this blog for the past couple of months. In response to this problem, I decided to leave the writing engines on idle and throw together some code.
So if you’re suffering from withdrawal from […]

Spelling

If island, aisle and isle are spelled with an ’s’, then shouldn’t idle be spelled ‘isdle’?

Chat Rooms

If a person in a chat room is ‘isdle’, that means they are busy doing something else. If they are not idle in the chat room, that means that they are idle in real life. Shouldn’t the […]

Its the international sports story of the year, british mega-celebrity David Beckham decided to accept a contract with the American Major League Soccer team, the Los Angeles Galaxy, and his first game is tomorrow, Saturday, July 21st. Any level minded American man with a shred of sports sense knows that soccer will not make […]

Still good, despite the lack of coco puffs.

Ah hahahahaha…that is all.

Time to start another thread on this blog, Adventures in Consulting.  I’ll be writing about my new career as a consultant and the events involved.
Just to preface this entire thing, you need to know a little bit about me.  I’m more or less a 14 year old kid that is just falling into grown up situations.  All of […]

My consulting career started this Monday in Austin, Texas.  Frankly, I expected more cowboy boots and rodeos.  Not many people down here have that cartoony Texas accent.  But there are some differences of note, here is a rundown.
Roads
I’ve been a bit spoiled driving around in suburban Bucks County for the past few years.  I’ve become […]